chalkley3's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Multiple OS Parody]

Why would you even bother?

The only thing I'm experiencing is progress bars and some idiot who can't figure out how to use the drawing and text tools.

ericzillazillo responds:

My Dear Sir, this probably means that you haven't explored all of the features in my flash game. And, considering the quality, a parody may or may not mean good quality, and you,sir saw the "bad quality side" of my flash movie. As in the title mentioned, this is just an alpha release, and alphas do not necessarily mean "No Bugs" and "Good quality". It only means that "Maybe there should be some improvements to be made. " Anyway, thank you for WASTING your time on my flash movie. I truly appreciate your comments and will try to make some improvements. Somebody knows how to make better stuff that I can't, and you are a asshole.

[Make A Preloader]

Great

Not the prettiest, but this was invaluble. Thanks mate!

[Fanta Dash]

Great animation, alright game but...

I have to say that I feel that these are spoiled somewhat by the massively obvious product placement, ironic or otherwise. I also realise that you have to pay the bills somehow, so I won't dwell on it too much. I found the animation hilarious nonetheless.

[SHIFT 2]

Great concept

Although I found in some places it was possible to switch yourself out of existence while jumping.

[Numberwang!]

So funny

I love That Mitchell and Web Look, so this was hilarious.

"Today's numbergas is made form the number: 5, which if you remember back at swchool, is deadly to humans"

pacdude responds:

Wangernumb!

[Retron]

Awesome

When you said innovative twist, I didn't think you meant literally. I love the retro graphics, but I think your music needs a bit of a rethink. Nice work!

[Uber Pong]

It's just pong.

Ok, I appreaciate the effort you put into this BUT:
1. It's pong. For a game that was made in the 80's it just wont die. We do not need another remake. Not even a neon one
2. Why is it 4mb? Compress your audio please.
3. I think if your going for the neon look, you should look at something like Laser Hockey (from Wii Play), rather than bloom and gradients galore. I like the idea, but it looks trashy as it is

Other than that, for what it is, it's a good game. If I seemed overly cruel, I apologize. Oh, and I got the same wall glitch as the other guy.

[The Ball Puzzle]

Some suggestions

It's definitely a good start, but I feel it lacks aim. Sure you can get to the end, but without a countdown it's just an exercise in rewardless fustration. Also, music etc. (it's all been said before). Great idea and framework though.